[statecom-discuss] Re: NO PUN IN 10 DID

[Mike Heichman]

> * I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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> * Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting 
> a rest.
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> * Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's 
> all right now.
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> * The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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> * To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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> * When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
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> * The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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> * A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
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> * If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
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> * When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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> * A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum 
> Blownapart.
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> * A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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> * When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
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