[statecom-discuss] Re: NO PUN IN 10 DID

[liveinamerica at cctvcambridge.org]

  Left for dyeing on the dessert floor,thamks Mike for a couple of 'drops of 
  refreshments'on my tongue!Anymore refreshments on occasion would make it a 
  lot easier to cross the desert!Lloyd



> -----Original Message-----
> From: Mike Heichman [mailto:mikeheichman at verizon.net]
> Sent: Sunday, February 4, 2007 03:05 AM
> To: 'Discussion List for StateCom members'
> Subject: [statecom-discuss] Re: NO PUN IN 10 DID
> 
> 
> > * I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
> >
> > * Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting 
> > a rest.
> >
> > * Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's 
> > all right now.
> >
> > * The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
> >
> > * To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
> >
> > * When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
> >
> > * The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
> >
> > * A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
> >
> > * If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
> >
> > * When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
> >
> > * A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum 
> > Blownapart.
> >
> > * A plateau is a high form of flattery.
> >
> > * When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
> >
> >
> 
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