[WB-Discuss] Mr. Bush's "resume".

[Edmund R. MacKenty]

This just popped into my mailbox again, and seems to have been updated
since the last time I saw it.  I like the message at the bottom, so I
thought I should send it around.  A few of these points are irrelevant, as
they would have happened regardless of whom was in office.  But hey,
doesn't everyone pad their resume? :-)

Perhaps we can make use of some of these items down the road?  After we
fact-check them, of course.  I have made no edits to the included list.
	- MacK.
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Edmund R. MacKenty
    <mack at mackenty.com>     http://www.mackenty.com/mss/
    Voice: +1-617-926-2131  Cell: +1-617-899-7653

"It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then." 
	- George W. Bush, making an alky's Freudian slip for "exhilerating".

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>  I attacked and took over two countries.
>
>  I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
>
>  I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history 
> (not  easy!).
>
>  I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in 
> any  2 month period.
>
>  I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock 
> market.
>
>  In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on 
> vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I  did).
>
>  After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided 
> over  the worst security failure in US history.
>
>  I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president 
> in US history.
>
>  In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
>
>  I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any 
> other president in US history.
>
>  I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 
> 12-month period.
>
>  I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than 
> any president in US history.
>
>  I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, 
> since the advent of TV.
>
>  I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than 
> any other US president in history.
>
>  I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to 
> intervene when corruption was revealed.
>
>  I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
>
>  I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously 
> take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the 
> record for protest against any person in the    history of mankind.
>
>  I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US 
> history.  I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of 
> any in US  history.
>
>  Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US 
> history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron 
> oil tanker named after her.)
>
>  I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the 
> Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
>
>  I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market 
> in any country in the history of the world.
>
>  I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military 
> occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the 
> United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
>
>  I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the 
> history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security" 
> (only one letter away from BS).
>
>  I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, 
> more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, 
> but I did it!!).
>
>  I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations 
> remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
>
>  I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove 
> the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
>
>  I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of 
> congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
>
>  I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
>
>  I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
>
>  I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by 
> default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>
>  I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election 
> inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
>
>
>  I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate 
> campaign donations.
>
>  The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my 
> best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy 
> frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
>
>  I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US 
> history.
>
>  I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack 
> (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
>
>  I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
>
>  I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a 
> year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the 
> biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
>
>  I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people 
> of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace 
> and stability.
>
>  I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded 
> government contracts.
>
>  I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees 
> who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations 
> bidding for gov't contracts.
>
>  I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any 
> other president in US history.
>
>  I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less 
> than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
>
>  RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
>  I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving 
> record has been erased and is not available).
>
>  I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time 
> of war.
>
>  I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
>
>  All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to 
> my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
>  All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or 
> bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
>  All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on 
> the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
>  Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding 
> public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
>
>
>
>  GEORGE W. BUSH, "president"
>  The White House, Washington, DC
>
>  (Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004 election.
>  Circulate to as many citizens you think would be helped to be reminded
>  about this record.)